Cash or Credit?

Here is an imaginary transcript of the discussion Nadya Suleman had with doctors at the fertility clinic responsible for her recently giving birth to octuplets.

"So, Miss Suleman, you're 32, divorced, unemployed, attending college, living with your bankrupt parents in a three-bedroom home, you have six children between the ages of 1 and 6, your 2-year-old is autistic, and you want to have more children?"

"I sure do, Doctor!"

"No problem. We'll just implant eight embryos in your uterus and see what happens. Will that be cash or credit?"